- Greed: I want shit
- Envy: I want your shit
- Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
- Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
- Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
- Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
- Pride: I am the shit
Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
do you ever wonder what household object you would be turned into in a Beauty and the Beast type situation because I do
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring Scenery (requested by robbharington)
berepah:
strykeroptic:
spoken-not-written:
My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating people like him and Plankton is actually a good guy.

oMG
That’s what happened to his wife!
that still doesn’t explain why his daughter is a whale.
How can Plankton be the good guy if he’s trying to steal the secret formula to use himself?
(Source: courag3)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
children wake up early because they still get excited about life
this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here
Happy Birthday, Sid Vicious
